Discoverers who found light in urine and hydrogen in the air.

What are the odds that the same man invented leaded gasoline and the chemical that punched a hole in the ozone layer?

The man who designed the first computer spent a quarter of his working life fighting street musicians. Guess which project he finished.

What does a Victorian mathematician invent when he refuses to lose a single thought to the dark?

What do you do when the greatest engineer of the Victorian age inhales a gold coin during a magic trick for his children?

What do you do when the blackboard you've been chalking equations onto turns out to be a moving cab?

What does a Renaissance physician discover when he rigs his dining chair to yank the table away the moment he has eaten his ration?

In 1747 he proved two oranges and a lemon cured scurvy. Then he spent forty years boiling the cure into a syrup that didn't work.

What kind of emperor reads fourteen languages, pays his own train fares, and orders a hundred telephones on the spot?

What does it look like when the man who taught Wall Street to predict the future can't predict where he parked?

What do you do when the man who twice tried to take your patent in court turns around and offers you a job?

He operated with the bloodied blade clamped between his teeth, and the students in the gallery held up their pocket watches to time him.

Who packs a pre-mixed glob of Vaseline and cotton into his pocket before climbing into a balloon, and what exactly does he expect to happen up there?