People who set themselves on fire and quoted Sophocles.

What kind of person gets caught deserting during a famine, weeps, is pardoned, and then gets promoted to diplomat?

A man who had invented 2,472 people died asking one of them to save him.

She was in a taxi crash at seventy-five and discovered she could now sing a higher F than ever before. She did not sue. She sent cigars.

He built a small closet, filled it with the vomit of the dying, and sat inside breathing deeply — all to prove yellow fever wasn't contagious.

He inherited 132,000 acres at age two and died in a debtors' prison at thirty-seven, and those are not the strange parts.

William Buckland was a leading scientist who also made eating animals a research side quest.