People who set themselves on fire and quoted Sophocles.

What kind of person collects boats but can't swim, collects cars but can't drive, and flies six continents while terrified of planes — and what cartoon character did he accidentally become?

What kind of person gets caught deserting during a famine, weeps, is pardoned, and then gets promoted to diplomat?

A man who had invented 2,472 people died asking one of them to save him.

She was in a taxi crash at seventy-five and discovered she could now sing a higher F than ever before. She did not sue. She sent cigars.

He built a small closet, filled it with the vomit of the dying, and sat inside breathing deeply — all to prove yellow fever wasn't contagious.

He inherited 132,000 acres at age two and died in a debtors' prison at thirty-seven, and those are not the strange parts.

William Buckland was a leading scientist who also made eating animals a research side quest.