Became someone else entirely, and meant it.

What happens when a man in a cardboard lobster suit accidentally starts chanting Catholic mass?

What happens when colonists canonize a dead chief they never asked, dress up in bucktail hats, and dance "in the style of those people" while actual Native delegations watch from the docks?

What happens when you raise a poet's daughter on pure mathematics and ban every verse from the house?

What does a man who spent four years managing pipes hear when a frog hits a pond?

If he memorized 7,000 pieces but only 100 words, what exactly was he listening for?

If the world's greatest mystery writer vanished for eleven days and registered at a hotel under her husband's mistress's name, what exactly was she solving?

A grizzly attack left him with a silver-dollar-sized hole in his skull — and that bear ended up on the California state flag.

He had a second, fancier iron hand built for Sundays.

Every child who has ever ridden the Haunted Mansion passed through her grief and never knew.