
Oddlet: Patrick Leigh Fermor Β· 1 min read
Jul 29, 2026
The Schoolboy Who Kidnapped a General
Expelled at eighteen for holding a greengrocer's daughter's hand, he was saluted through twenty-two German checkpoints eleven years later wearing a stolen general's cap.
At eighteen, expelled from school for holding hands with a greengrocer's daughter on a pile of apple-baskets, Patrick Leigh Fermor walked out of the Hook of Holland in December 1933 with a stick, an army greatcoat, the Oxford Book of English Verse, and a Loeb edition of Horace. He arrived in Constantinople thirteen months later.
Eleven years on, he was in occupied Crete, dressed as a German military policeman, with a plan to steal a general.
On the night of 26 April 1944 he and Stanley Moss ambushed Major General Heinrich Kreipe's staff car outside Heraklion. Fermor put on the general's gold-braided cap, sat in the front seat, and was saluted through twenty-two checkpoints while smoking the general's cigarettes. They left a Cunard luggage label and an Agatha Christie novel in the abandoned car.
Then came eighteen days marching the captive over Mount Ida with thirty thousand German troops combing the island for him.
One dawn, watching the snow on the summit, Kreipe murmured a line of Horace. Vides ut alta stet nive candidum Soracte. As luck would have it, it was one Fermor knew by heart. He completed the remaining five stanzas in Latin. The general looked at him for a long time.
Ach so, Herr Major.
They had drunk, Fermor wrote later, at the same fountains.
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- Wikipedia - Patrick Leigh Fermor β Comprehensive biographical entry: birth/death dates, walk dates, SOE service, honours, publications, marriage and biography references.
- Wikipedia - Kidnapping of Heinrich Kreipe β Operational detail of the April-May 1944 abduction: ambush at Skalani, 22 checkpoints, Mount Ida march, ML 842 extraction on 14 May 1944.
- Patrick Leigh Fermor blog - Sir Patrick Leigh Fermor obituary (Guardian) β Obituary coverage with biographical synthesis and the Horace exchange quotation ('As luck would have it, it was one of those I knew by heart').
- Patrick Leigh Fermor blog - An Ode for the Road β Sourced extract of Fermor's own description of the Horace Odes 1.9 ('Vides ut alta...') exchange with Kreipe on Mount Ida.
- Warfare History Network - Commando Kidnapping: Capturing General Kreipe on Crete β Narrative history of the SOE operation and the German response in Crete.
- Hachette UK - Abducting a General

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