Oddlets from United Kingdom.

Expelled at eighteen for holding a greengrocer's daughter's hand, he was saluted through twenty-two German checkpoints eleven years later wearing a stolen general's cap.

He operated with the bloodied blade clamped between his teeth, and the students in the gallery held up their pocket watches to time him.

A Glasgow grocer spent thirty-one years and five yachts chasing the same silver cup, and lost every single race.

Who designs the gilded ceilings of British democracy in pilot trousers and jack-boots, then sails out to pull drowning men from the Goodwin Sands?

A Victorian poet built a second house identical to his first, same rooms, same floor plan, so his cat wouldn't feel disoriented.

What does it cost a man to teach the world how to fall down for a living?

She trained Emmeline Pankhurst to throw rocks under a fir tree at twilight, and the first one flew backwards.

She quit the BBC Radiophonic Workshop within months of founding it, because the hearing-protection rule was applied only to her.

What does a man who crossed the Empty Quarter twice on a camel pack for a Himalayan winter?

Paul Dirac's colleagues measured his speech in a unit they invented: one word per hour.

What does an 82-year-old who just solved the longitude problem do for an encore?

What do you do when a voice in your head orders you to write, the verse is catastrophic, and the Queen's polite rejection reads, to you, like a coronation?