Oddlets from United Kingdom.

What kind of man spends sixty-three years perfecting the instructions for his own stuffed body?

A loom took half her scalp at thirteen; she spent the next eighty-seven years deciding what the world was allowed to see.

In 1747 he proved two oranges and a lemon cured scurvy. Then he spent forty years boiling the cure into a syrup that didn't work.

What does the wickedest man in the world order for breakfast when he's a sixty-nine-year-old pensioner in a Hastings boarding house?

What does a Soho safecracker have to do to get personally decorated by the Nazis?

What are the odds the first autobiography in English survived because a colonel hunting a ping-pong ball was talked out of burning it?

Expelled at eighteen for holding a greengrocer's daughter's hand, he was saluted through twenty-two German checkpoints eleven years later wearing a stolen general's cap.

He operated with the bloodied blade clamped between his teeth, and the students in the gallery held up their pocket watches to time him.

A Glasgow grocer spent thirty-one years and five yachts chasing the same silver cup, and lost every single race.

Who designs the gilded ceilings of British democracy in pilot trousers and jack-boots, then sails out to pull drowning men from the Goodwin Sands?

A Victorian poet built a second house identical to his first, same rooms, same floor plan, so his cat wouldn't feel disoriented.

What does it cost a man to teach the world how to fall down for a living?