Oddlets from United Kingdom.

What kind of man asks his colleagues to poke him awake if he stops breathing, and considers a perforated eardrum a social asset?

A country doctor famous for birds made two small cuts in his gardener's eight-year-old son — and then did it again, and again, for years.

A British spy once tried to topple the Bolshevik Revolution without firing a shot — his actual plan involved Lenin, Trotsky, and a tailoring problem.

How do you lose the face of the man who coined the word cell, wrote a law of physics, and rebuilt half of London?

What did Victorian surgeons do when one quiet Quaker suggested they stop wearing coats stiffened with old blood?

She fought a crocodile with a paddle, wore leeches like a fur collar, and insisted to her dying day that trousers were beneath her — so what, exactly, did the skirt save her from?

In 1841 a celebrated English poet walked out of his asylum and covered eighty miles in four days, eating grass and his own pipe tobacco, to reach a childhood sweetheart he was certain was waiting for him.

What does a royal surgeon do after publishing a forty-page pamphlet certifying that a clothier's wife gave birth to rabbits, four days before she confesses?

What happens when a man Stravinsky called Britain's best composer places a classified ad selling elephants he doesn't own — and names the buyers?

What kind of person gets laughed out of the British scientific establishment and leaves giggling?

What happens when a man's collection outgrows every method of counting except weight?

What happens when the Air Ministry is years from a fix, pilots are dying in stalls, and a five-foot carburetor researcher has a home workshop and a motorcycle?