Oddlets from France.

How did a blonde Frenchman convince 1700s London he was from Formosa?

The man whose equations run every JPEG, MP3, and MRI scan came back from Egypt convinced heat was the secret to staying alive — and wore several overcoats indoors, in summer, until it killed him.

What do you do when you're convinced Napoleon's army is about to kill your pen pal mid-proof?

How does a woman who spent her whole life trying to vanish into the Sahara end up killed by it in the one way no one saw coming?

What does a man do for twenty-five years after walking offstage at the Paris Conservatoire in disgust?

His ceilings were 1.65 metres high, which suited him perfectly. Every guest he ever received had to crouch.

He sailed to Tahiti, India, and Japan in 1920 and never left his cabin — so what exactly was he doing in there?

Three weeks before the demonstration that would have made him the undisputed inventor of cinema, he boarded a train and stopped existing.

In prison, drunk for the first time, he told his cellmates he would die in a duel over a woman. Nine months later, a woman wrote him a letter.

What does it take for a toll collector who painted tigers in his off-hours to end up enthroned on a packing crate at a banquet thrown by Picasso?

How does a disguise that fooled 116 French sailors for sixteen months collapse the instant its wearer steps onto a Tahitian beach?

She rode on crusade, got hauled out of Antioch in the dead of night, was caught fleeing in men's clothes at fifty, ran England at sixty-seven — and then she designed her own tomb.