Oddlets from United States.

What does it look like when the man who taught Wall Street to predict the future can't predict where he parked?

At six, mid-reverse-bow out of Buckingham Palace, the Queen's poodle came for him β so he drew his sword.

What does a man who insists he was sent here from Saturn do when NASA rejects his application?

What do you do when the man who twice tried to take your patent in court turns around and offers you a job?

What does a composer do when the bulldozers show up before the last take is finished?

For ten years, a Chicago dishwasher kept a secret diary grading the local weatherman against reality.

Who feeds a band one cup of soybeans a day for a month and calls it rehearsal?

The man who invented vulcanized rubber spent $30,000 he didn't have to build a palace of rubber furniture inside a building made of glass.

She was exchanged man-for-man for a Confederate major, and that wasn't even the strangest thing about her wedding.

Why would the man who invented the bit build a unicycle that bobbed up and down on purpose?

What does it take to invent modern estate planning, compose polytonal symphonies on weekends, and then leave a Pulitzer-winning piece in a drawer for thirty-six years?

Who lobbies the League of Nations, twice, to adopt a calendar he designed himself?