Retreated from the world and found something there.

She was being read by twelve million people a day and answered every fan letter by hand. So she dynamited a boulder on a treeless rock and built somewhere to hide.

He kept a shoebox labeled Mouse Material; the archivist who finally opened it found the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

What do you do when worms keep falling out of the ulcer on your foot, fifty feet above the ground, and you've been standing on a pillar for thirty-seven years?

What do you find when you open a grave that belonged to a man who never stopped walking?

What does a man who spent four years managing pipes hear when a frog hits a pond?

What happens when a blind composer in a Viking helmet stands on the same Manhattan corner for thirty years and becomes more famous silent than playing?

Every night for years, Hans Christian Andersen left a note on his bedside table that read: "I only appear to be dead."

He crossed every ocean alone and considered learning to swim entirely pointless.

When the council rehoused him on the top floor of a tower block, it was specifically to discourage tunnelling.

A bishop sealed her inside a stone room, and she stayed for forty years — then T.S. Eliot quoted her during the Blitz.

He built the largest ballroom in England and used it to roller-skate alone.

He measured the density of the entire Earth. When he saw his housekeeper on the stairs, he built a second staircase.