Kept going when the world said stop, and was usually right.

The second person to survive Niagara Falls in a barrel spent fifteen more years chasing bigger stunts, then was undone by a walk down Queen Street in Auckland.

What do you do when you buy ten acres of California sunshine and discover it's a slab of rock at 120 degrees?

He emptied his pockets of gold into the snow, then told the meteorologist to keep the twelve-pound banjo.

In 1926 a twenty-year-old swam the English Channel faster than any man alive — and her trainer spent the worst hour of it begging her to quit.

What does a self-taught artist do when the family finally retires the wood stove and his only source of ink disappears?

A Glasgow grocer spent thirty-one years and five yachts chasing the same silver cup, and lost every single race.

What does a twelfth-century abbess do when an archbishop orders her to exhume a body she has decided to keep?

She started on Masonite, then cookie sheets, then scallop shells, then the breadbox — and then she ran out of small things.

What does it cost a man to teach the world how to fall down for a living?

For decades scholars thought a Swiss novelist's tiny notebooks were a secret code written from inside an asylum.

What does geometry sound like when you can only hear it described?

What does an 82-year-old who just solved the longitude problem do for an encore?