The Man Who Couldn't Do Anything He Did

Robert Ripley traveled to 201 countries, more than any living person in the 1930s. His syndicated cartoon reached 80 million readers in 17 languages. A single 1929 panel declaring "America has no national anthem" generated five million letters to Congress and got one adopted. During the Depression, he out-earned James Cagney.

He could not drive a car.

He owned one of the largest automobile collections in New York. He also owned an island, a Chinese junk, and several boats, despite being unable to swim. He flew hundreds of thousands of miles across six continents while being, by every account, genuinely terrified of airplanes. He broadcast live radio from a shark tank, splattered in dolphin blood to attract the animals, then drove to a pit of five hundred rattlesnakes for a second broadcast. The lights went out. He ad-libbed. You begin to suspect Ripley collected fears the way other men collected stamps.

He also had a profound speech impediment, a set of magnificently protruding buckteeth, and a wardrobe once described as a "checked horse-blanket jacket" over a "flamingo orange batwing tie." Warner Bros. animators took note. They drew a cartoon called "Believe It or Else" starring a stammering, bucktoothed oddball named Egghead.

Egghead eventually got a new name. Elmer Fudd.